Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

With gab being shut down and the "proud boys" being banned from facebook I'm considering investing in a new 9 kilo banhammer

This is a Lowland Streaked Tenrec

LOOK AT THE ADORABLE LITTLE BUMBLE-BEE COLOURED SPINY FRIEND!

IT'S SO CUTE!

Oh come on, can we get sam-mas out the way at least before we start on the christmas stuff please?

@maple 'ello girl!

@maple

@maple hi pretty maple!

@noelle as a protagonist I'd be okay

as a supporting actor I'd be dead in the first 5 minutes and as an extra I'd be dead before the start of the film

@edheil He's the bloke that makes them

(it's a genericised trademark since Stanley Works made the best selling ones)

For years I've been confused and amazed by the concept of USAians having a special knife set aside just for opening boxes

The legendary "box cutter"

Turns out it's just a stanley knife

I never played undertale, should really do that at some point

Okay, how many of y'all are dressing up as Tabby tonight

I know it's gonna be a load of you

@natalie@masto.ninja *gets lots of blankets and tea for the natawie*

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space genuinely it's because it's too much of a faff and they bring in a load of tourism money

Also lizzy is fine, once charlie sits on the throne things might change though

*throws big white sheet over self* woooOOOOooooOOO ghoooostopus!

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@maple hiiii \\\\o////

@maple

@pettancow I mean that sounds like enough reason to have an evening eating ice cream to me

@pettancow surely gin and tonic and ice cream count as a way to spend your evening

@noelle they didn't even need to include the detail "on the 19th floor" for the story to (not) work! They could have just not said that bit!