Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@minego that as well, yes

If you're operating a car, don't tailgate the car in front like a bastard

Thus spake the octopus

@frinkeldoodle oh yeah, definitely

@frinkeldoodle oh no, that's what the after dinner ones are called

@frinkeldoodle surely fed talks are just ted talks scheduled for after lunch

@natalie@masto.ninja imagine giving a speech in front of all the media with a bunch of microphones pointed at you but instead of mic stands it's just me holding all of them

@mew nope, fish are just bony squids

@maple unfortunately I don't know much about this sort of thing either

I think most countries have an organisation that offers information and support for asylum seekers though, probably best to look those up

@maple I can't help with Canada but if you have to go down the list of options I might be able to help with the UK

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/dominc-raab-i-had-not-quite-understood-importance-of-dover-calais-crossing-1-5769678

Man in charge of brexit shocked to discover that England is on a fucking island

im OCTOPUS!

@softgoat well two of those are @maple so who's the pufferfish?

@Siphonay@octodon.social HEATHEN!

but yeah, bit of a learning curve on vim, especially coming from emacs

if you learn a bit of it though you can also apply that to ed if you ever have to use a teletype for some reason

@maple ROBO BUN!

@noelle @scoots see I was thinking new magnetic audio format

@der_Jeff@mastodon.host she hasn't yet but I'll certainly bring it up

@der_Jeff@mastodon.host oh yeah, we have those here as well

in fact it's fairly likely that she was using one

she just manages to pick up accident and emergency worthy injuries from seemingly safe stuff on a regular basis

@der_Jeff@mastodon.host nope, that would make sense, this was just your garden variety hot water bottle with hot water in