Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple *gives maple an upgraded sound chip* now maple can be hi-fi too!

@maple donks: perfect for putting on top of things

@Vann furthermore I demand life size plushies of all the ones that are over 10 feet tall

@maple again?

bloody hell people are really unobservant around here

@maple hey if you're going to give a me nice shiny admin hat I might as well earn my keep

@maple hi bun, im octopus

@RileySharkie hey, welcome!

@colon_three so that's where he got the phone from!

@kitten I think if you go straight to the /etc/passwd file it's possible

you'll want to set the UID, the GID, and directory to the same values as the original account and then the username and password to whatever you want

so basically add the line "name:*:<original-UID>:<original-GID>:username:<original-home-directory>:shell"

then set the new password with passwd and log in

IT IS THE ELEVENTH OF NO-FUCKING-VEMBER AND THE COCA-COLA CHRISTMAS ADVERTS ARE ALREADY ON TV

@maple I'm not entirely sure what any of those numbers mean, but they look big

so with google guy losing this bet* does that mean we own Google+ now?

*https://mastodon.social/@jaffathecake/55550

@maple morning maple! \\\\o////

@maple girlbotsquirrelbun

@noelle ...

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/1061364628742004736

god fucking damnit mashable

@noelle just wait until I show them my cool invention that allows you to easily move heavy things along the ground due to a interesting bit of geometry!

(the wheel, I've reinvented the wheel)

@HTHR@cybre.space "pls don't" - god