Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple ooh, I do like that

@maple @softgoat it's like someone looked at machine code and decided that it was far too user friendly for their tastes

I think maple might be a robot

@maple and is lovely and good the rest of the times as well!

@maple GLORB ALL THE BERPS!

@maple that was good, I like it very much

@maple aw, but you type such lovely nonsense!

@polymerwitch@sunbeam.city gritty does look lovely in a flower crown

you know a social network is full of nerds when a joke about hypervisors of all things somehow manages to gain traction

@c0debabe I should bloody well hope the water's got hydrogen in!

Still annoyed that even with the lowering cost of putting things into orbit nobody's thrown a Plan 9 machine up there yet

Charities: "Don't give cash to that homeless person, they're just going to spend it on alcohol and cigarettes!"

That's the same thing I spend it on, what's the problem?

would a counterbalanced railway for raising and lowering rabbits on a mountainside be called a bunicular?

@natalie@masto.ninja faving it anyway

@softgoat I think for phones it's somewhere around 20W for things with super special chargey things