Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@dizzy hey, welcome!

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space wormwood bitters is a thing some people use, maybe crib a recipe that uses that and mess around with replacing the bitters with malort?

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space if it's bitter like quinine then just put gin in it and call it good

assuming the tumblr exodus finds us well then the fediverse shall be filled with lewds and furries!

in other words, it'll be a monday

@sydneyfalk 🎶 You're so vain, you probably think this toot is about you 🎶

Wanna see what's in a watch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSZFO5QUmE

Full disassembly of a Miyota and an ETA watch movement

fun game: try to guess if a toot is from @yubikeybot@masto.ninja or a girl who's just been called cute

"now kid, you have to go to bed early on christmas eve so you get the really good presents, if you go to sleep late then santa won't be able to get to you until later and you'll get the shit presents from the back of the sleigh"

this works on 100% of the children that have been told this

@Jo it's not doing that on tumblr though, that's not allowed any more

@Jo @maple lorge maple trampling around downtown tokyo saying "sorry, didn't see that skyscraper there"

@noelle @InspectorCaracal

@noelle I'm hearing the phrase "2 hour minimum"

All these flavoured gins around recently like "grapefruit and pomelo" flavoured gin

GIN IS MEANT TO TASTE LIKE GIN DAMNIT

@softgoat counterpoint: "hhh im gril" is important content

halp the bunnies are being adorable on my timeline

@noelle well that's a particularly thorny looking expression

@erinbee I'm not sure I can call that the worst thing I've ever seen but it's certainly on the top end of the list