Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple *octo-hugs*

@sydneyfalk ah yeah, that can be a problem

I think in the documentation it says that to fix it you need to wait until the next blue moon and sacrifice half a dozen rubber chickens to the dread god azathoth

@xenon that as well would probably be a good idea

This instance of less than 500 total accounts has 4 moderators/admins

mastodon.social, an instance with a metric fucktonne of users has, effectively, 1 moderator

gargamon hire more moderators over there

@gaygoyle@snouts.online kinda based on instance but on almost all instances anything lewd should be under a CW tag

@kole_onceler_birthing wait, since when did we have offices?

@scoots @CM_noelle also a medal

and a fucking parade in her honour

@minego Brother, monochrome, laser

I've got an MFC-L2700DW that's been serving me well, discontinued now unfortunately

@minego *gestures all around*

EVERYWHERE

I've had a couple of the new tumblr people ask me (paraphrased) "hi, where's the porn?"

These weren't people who were on computerfairi.es, these were on .social

Which means, of all the people on the entire fediverse, they chose me specifically to ask where the porn was

I have no idea how to feel about this

Thing I really want: a xenomorph(from the alien films)-themed cuckoo clock

xenomorph head mounted to the wall, every hour on the hour the jaw opens and the little inner jaw comes out with a "cuckoo cuckoo" sound

it's cereal experiments lane

Did you know?

computerfairi.es is the only fediverse instance run by a robot!

@kiilas @KitRedgrave@cybre.space daww, I wanted to believe that was a real toot from someone who was about to be horrified

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space please tell me that's a quote from someone who just joined the fediverse and please tell me who

@indianmidgetninja Each instance admin pays the bills for that particular instance, there's no shared fund

So if you're thinking of donating then I'd suggest donating to the instance you're using's admin because they're the one keeping the lights on where you are

Feel free to donate to other instance's admins as well of course, this isn't a competition and every instance helps the fediverse toot along

@House_of_Pears yeah, really

verified by his twitter and everything