Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

the spirit of christmas this year is gin

Honestly this is one hell of an earworm, I woke up this morning with it going around my head which was lovely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8

@maple

@noelle @sydneyfalk if you call them Sydney Potatoes you might be able to get away with blaming the australians

@sydneyfalk I'm not even drunk and I'd eat that, if you sold that out the back of a trailer at pub closing time you'd make a killing

@sydneyfalk I would totally eat that

also, add bits of bacon

maybe some cheese

@danishcookies yeah, just wanted to update you on what we've done about it

@danishcookies can't do anything about it on the witches.live end but us here have witches.live as a whole silenced and have made sure that particular user won't be a problem here

any time computerfairi.es gets a report it's like there's a race on to see which of us with mod powers can resolve it first

@maple @evie only one more

@maple we did it!

@maple well, considering octopus it's a bit hard to tell if it's headpats or stepping on

@maple oh of course not, maplebots are activated with headpats

@maple korg don't even have to release a maple pedal like they did with hatsune miku (https://www.korg.com/us/products/effects/mikustomp/), just plug your gear into a maplebot!

1. Hatsune Miku is a robot who can sing good
2. @maple just released a track where she sings good ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8 )

therefore maple is the next hatsune miku

@maple this is amazing and 80s and fantastic

@maple you're wonderful and we all love you too!

@maple morple

while in office, Barack Obama was most often seen wearing a Jorg Gray 6500

this watch was bought for him as a gift from his security detail from the secret service gift shop

there are two things we learn from this: 1, Obama made a point of wearing a gift from his employees, which is nice

2, the united states secret service has a fucking gift shop

"while awaiting trial for trying to kill the president, come through the gift shop for a memento"