Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@c0debabe tell them that they need to get to bed early so that santa can get to them before all they've got left are all the shit presents at the back of the sleigh

@noelle everyone thought that detaining kids away from their parents at the border was just racism

actually he really hates kids being happy

and the racism of course, but hating kids might be a second reason

Olive never let him play in any reindeer games either

Olive can fuck right off

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you could even say it glows
Olive, the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names

Olive's just a dickhead is what I'm saying

@Gargron oh come on, you even edited that list and STILL Isabelle is the wrong way around!

meery crimbus all!

@wigglytuffitout oh god no, it's bad enough to me that such a thing exists, I don't need to know exactly how messed up it is

@wigglytuffitout *tuts in british*

the "Angel of the North" is a 20 metre high, 54 metre wide statue on the side of the A1

someone's just managed to put a santa hat on it

https://www.itv.com/news/2018-12-24/santa-hat-placed-on-angel-of-the-north-sculpture-ahead-of-christmas/

oh shit gargamon just mentioned one of my toots

*batons down the hatches of the octo-cave and peeks out worriedly*

have yourself a merry little gritmas
punch the fash good night
from now on
the workers will all unionise

the spirit of christmas this year is gin

Honestly this is one hell of an earworm, I woke up this morning with it going around my head which was lovely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8

@maple

@noelle @sydneyfalk if you call them Sydney Potatoes you might be able to get away with blaming the australians

@sydneyfalk I'm not even drunk and I'd eat that, if you sold that out the back of a trailer at pub closing time you'd make a killing

@sydneyfalk I would totally eat that

also, add bits of bacon

maybe some cheese

@danishcookies yeah, just wanted to update you on what we've done about it

@danishcookies can't do anything about it on the witches.live end but us here have witches.live as a whole silenced and have made sure that particular user won't be a problem here