Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@gcupc@glitch.social quick! everyone start talking about gilgamesh!

@Robby@forreal.masto.host @c0debabe well in that case for work you get the most ridiculous lingerie possible

same reason abba wore such outlandish outfits actually, same tax thing

@Nine ah yeah, those ones, they're cool

you might be able to fit some LED strip lights so they shine on the stars and then turn those on for 10 minutes before bed to charge the stars

@Nine SuperLuminova is also fantastic stuff for glow in the dark but really expensive

@Nine some fairly low power LEDs might do the job nicely, or maybe fibre optics if you put a false ceiling in

or there's the really fucking expensive option of GTLSs (gaseous tritium light sources) which would be awesome

@maple *pets and scritches*

@Nine @maple the one on the left looks like some sort of minty eclair, the one on the right looks like a dry beetroot cracker

@maple bring back single-purpose boards of switches and buttons and dials you can plug in to control software

I'm talking full-on steel battalion

@InspectorCaracal they've released a couple of pictures from the Ultima Thule flyby, they'll have more stuff later on though

any time NASA does anything cool the whole fediverse turns into the damn space core from portal

I can just hear all of us going "SPAAAAAAAACE"

@maple I want mine spring-loaded so if anyone tries to dig me up I jump out at them

@trixie hmm... if it involves adding milk to a bowl of carbs it's basically breakfast cereal

@archadia@tootplanet.space yeah, get in on this

So millennials, which industries are we killing this year?

@wigglytuffitout I'm almost jealous of people with amputations because they can just fling their prosthetic at people from over a desk instead of having to do a 1 hour+ interview to reiterate "yeah, I am still disabled"

@Nine goddamnit

happy new year!

assuming you're using a calendar that switches year now of course, otherwise happy new year in advance for whenever your year increments

literally the fediverse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

@maple they heard "start setting the fireworks off at 12" and mistook it for midday