Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple we have [colorhex=FF8033]COLOURS![/colorhex] and [b]BOLD TEXT[/b] and [i]italics[/i] and [pulse]things![/pulse]

@maple I can't believe that there are people wandering around not wanting to cuddle and pet the maple

Because SIHH just wouldn't be the same without H. Moser & Cie doing something ridiculous, here's their "Nature Watch"

https://monochrome-watches.com/h-moser-co-presents-the-nature-watch/

Yes, it's covered in live plants

Because H. Moser & Cie do not have a single fuck to give

@maple ah, that's rather disconcerting

@masklayer I went with the plain steel, seemed like the right colour for a leatherman tool to be

@legendaryjoeb WHAT THE FUCK?

@sydneyfalk okay, yeah, fair point

I was doing some brief research on a decent pocket knife to get (ended up with a Leatherman Micra) and wound up being introduced to the "EDC community"

These people are hilarious

They're wandering around carrying half a dozen knives, fishing kits, no less than 3 ways of starting a fire, and enough cordage to rig a yacht

And those are the ones not carrying at least 2 guns

THEY WORK IN AN OFFICE, NOT A WARZONE

@maple robots are super good friends

@sydneyfalk I'm gonna take a wild stab at yes

also it's not treason if the side you're helping wins

@maple ogg

@maple

@wigglytuffitout I mean, palpatine already has the whole holographic performance thing down

@wigglytuffitout ...AU where vader's throat was damaged just a teensy bit more and he uses vocaloid to speak

these are Sri Lankan Frogmouths