Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple on the one hand I probably should give them some money for providing a service, on the other they don't really offer anything worth paying for

@Violet this might just be me but the tagline "8 out of 10 products are British" is slightly offputting

I really, really want, in one of these baking contest shows, for one of the contestants to make a cake in the shape of the President of France instead of macarons

"Uh... yeah, misheard you, sorry"

egg verbis

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2PA-AKmVpU6NKCGtZq_rKQ

Oliver Thorn, he makes lefty youtube videos and is a very sexy man

I have one very important thing to say about the new PhilosophyTube video:

PHWOAR

@Zero_Democracy or do, so we can get all those bastards on the same instances and contain them

y'know, if he didn't want to do any more taken sequels he could have just said "no"

wasn't any need to bring THAT out in an interview

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alien: FUCKING LASERS AGAIN?!?! GAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

@Jo pretty much, yeah

@scoots

@InspectorCaracal agreed, but you were going to get someone suggesting it anyway

@InspectorCaracal taskwarrior has worked well for me in the past

also you're going to get someone suggesting emacs org-mode so it might as well be me

@maple

@mary I seem to recall a lot of the ways for grabbing entropy were from mouse movements and keypresses and stuff

@mary might have just wanted to be fed some more delicious entropy

@noelle @scoots I suppose they might have been able to find someone born and brought up in Gujarat but quite frankly someone whose ancestry is from that neck of the woods is close enough

@paul I think we've already blocked most of the places that lot congregate

@frinkeldoodle all owls

all owls are superb