Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Zelli jesus fuck

@Jo actual star wars agenda:

1. make shittonnes of money
2. see 1

@maple 🐙

@Jo @Violet @revolverocelot I once saw someone try to figure out XMPP federation

Eventually we all went "fuck it, just have accounts on both and set them both up in pidgin"

@maple yikes

@maple I haven't heard of a discord thing

@theoutrider looks like we're going to be building an at least 4 metre tall guillotine then

@mawr those plugs look about as horrified as I do right now

@revolverocelot @minego @noelle I've never had either but a stone facade made out of plastic doesn't fill me with confidence

@fribbledom on the laptop I've got a dongle for my trackball and one I keep spare for my yubikey, could probably do with 4 ports total though

phone and other stuff that just needs power goes on a 5-port standalone charger

@maple would probably be just as understandable to me as well

"julienne the arugula and put it in the broiler" makes about as much sense as "fluh de fluh en de fluh" to me

@maple I want a full cooking show with the swedish chef

bonus points for singing vegetables

headbutts from cats are the best

they're just like "*BOOF* friend"

@yogthos@mastodon.social "nobody saw that, right?"

computerfairi.es: we don't forget to do stuff to our certificates!

well, we haven't yet anyway, give us time

steampunk @maple

probably the only time steam coming out of maple's ears is a good thing

@maple oh no! you need lots of charging!

*snuggly octohugs and pets*

@maple *wanders over to start charging the bun with headpats*