Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple "damnit maple_ebooks!"
"oh, wait, you're maple prime, sorry!"

@maple nice and neat

maybe a bit of black sharpie to make them blend in

@revolverocelot @mecaka brown mustard's fairly respectable, but if you want proper mustard see if you can find some Colman's mustard powder and mix it with a little cold water to your desired consistency

THAT's a proper mustard experience right there

@revolverocelot @mecaka two words. american. mustard.

fucking travesty that shit is

@RadioAngel yeast... producing THC.. that can be extracted...

Look out for new green containers of Marmite at your local supermarket!

or vegemite, I suppose, if you want the lesser yeast extract spread

@freewheelbikesmadison spokes with no/fewer blokes

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net as has been often said, computers are rocks we somehow tricked into thinking

"mabel! what's that outside?!?"
*me rolling around outside with 8 spoons*
"🤪 SPOONS 🤪"
"...it appears to be a spoon-wielding octopus"
"🤪 SPOOOOOOONS 🤪"

everyone who sees the spoons I've made have been all "ooh, those are nice, could you run me one off?"

pretty soon I will have made a spoon for each arm and I shall have to wander about waving them all around like the mildly unhinged spoon-wielding octopus I am

@halcy with extra points for meta no less

@halcy well, since a meme is basically just something repeated again and again I'd say mission accomplished 10/10

something like "you're deffo in heaven and done god's will and shit but we don't appoint you the title of saint"

didn't kill any younglings after that though so he's a bit more chill than Anakin Skywalker

Fun fact: St. Joshua is the patron saint of spies and other sneaky fuckers

Somewhat appropriately he's also not actually a saint by catholic standards

@HTHR@cybre.space he/he/he/him/him/him if you go in for the whole trinity thing

what's annoying is that I have three other thinkpad batteries lying around but none of them are for an x230

huh, laptop battery just shat itself

haven't been using it anywhere other than my desk for a while but I should probably get a new battery at some point

or it's the laptop gods telling me to upgrade

the pinebook pro thingy coming out some time this year does look pretty neat

ah yes, pancake day, the day I remember that none of the pans are quite the right shape for pancakes

@maple nom