Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple yay! you're the hot cross bun!

in the UK, and probably other places, around easter it's tradition to have hot cross buns

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time to annoy @maple !

@maple tabby is a magic laptop, obviously

@maple clonkety bonkety

With that out of the way, happy international women's day to all the women here

Getting in here early, it's on the 19th of November, you can shut the fuck up now dickheads

@Jo oh wait, either that or there's a gogol bordello gig she's going to directly after work

@Jo maybe they're taking it as a photo-op?

@Jo that one has nothing to do with linux or open source software disappointingly

@Jo and if she's pairing it with a red hat it means she's joined the "red hat society" which is a thing I didn't know existed until 5 minutes ago

@Jo huh, apparently purple is the official colour of international women's day, TIL

@evie aaaaaaaaaa

@dankwraith hey now, that thing that @halcy mentioned that was meant to generate memes and only spat out "one does not simply make memes" over and over again nailed it

@legendaryjoeb @maple yes there is!

4th floor, that's the cow level, that's where all the cows are

between corn on the 3rd floor and crows on the 5th

@maple you've just given me the idea of a kilt that pseudo-randomly generates a new pattern on it every so often

I have no idea how to achieve this but I want one

I just heard the headline "Milo banned from Australia" and almost had a stroke

Turns out they were talking about the right-wing dickhead and not the delicious chocolate drink powder stuff, thank god for that