Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

bleebis: the taste of a generation

we're not sure which, but certainly one of them

@pillowcat I think everyone blocked the instance and are now shittalking them

According to a recent study, people over 65 years old are 7 times more likely to share "fake news" than younger people

https://www.businessinsider.com/baby-boomers-more-likely-to-share-fake-news-on-facebook-study-2019-1

What I'm hearing is that the Eunomia Project can bugger off and the problem will be solved more than adequately by the march of time

@masklayer present

@evie I saw this and immediately thought of our local coffee makery person

https://www.brew-watches.com/watches/retrograph-brew-technicolor

Seconds track for the chronograph has sub-second indices between 0 and 35 which I'm informed is really useful for timing espresso shots

@maple @InspectorCaracal rotate potate

@maple 🥚

@sydneyfalk lower effort version:

person: their juhst tooools!

me: you're a tool

me: gottem

@Irina@monsterprom.space @Gargron @quantified@cybre.space again, he's not a cop

he wishes he was a cop, but he's not one

don't give in to his pathetic rent a cop ass pile of garbage delusions of grandeur

that being said, yeah location data on posts is a fucking terrible idea and exactly what the cops would want

@maple @LaserScheme going in interesting new directions with ASMR

@maple I love maple doodles so much!

@maple ah, the "pet the maple" alarm!

@maple *takes maple off silent mode*

@maple @Violet at least at some point there were competitive mobile phone throwing competitions

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_phone_throwing

Nokia 3310s were the favourites IIRC

@Jo OH! I think that one is meant to be for making sure you don't lose your chuck key!

I'm forever wandering around the shed wondering "where the hell did I put the chuck key for this thing" and putting it in the chuck like that when you're not using it might be an idea to prevent that

This is your reminder that Leon Trotsky looked just like Jean Ralphio from Parks and Rec

"Stalin is the wooo-ooorst!!!!"