Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple well technically you can't drive with an expired license, so I count 6

@maple pipOS

@evie Ah yes, Testikles, was dunked in the Styx in a similar fashion to Achilles and so was invulnerable in all of his body apart from one specific area

@Gargron read the mod queue, that'll get it back up there

hm... my trackball might be giving up the ghost, probably better get a new one at some point

@Fidgetcetera pidgin always used to be the go-to

@maple @DangerDyke mine's debian for much the same reason

fox is surprised

@wigglytuffitout what's most confusing is that the eggs you usually find in stores are unfertilised so you're definitely not eating a cute baby chicken

you are in fact eating chicken periods which would probably be a far more effective thing for them to say

@maple I'll give you the phone number of my legal team

which again are just a dozen hedgehogs piled up in a suit

@maple what if pixel portrait of a low poly car!

@maple ... MAPLE KART!

LIKE MARIO KART BUT EVERYONE'S IN C5S INSTEAD OF GO KARTS

@maple also needs to have the Sinclair C5 as an unlock

@maple Robin Reliant

@maple bitchin soundtrack ✅
floaty handling of cars ✅
random physics bugs that throw you miles ✅

I'm sold

we found this in the garden

lil hedgie nest!

@evie purism (the laptop company) are doing some half arsed package of software including a social thing (all of which are quickly rebadged oss projects) and it sucks

@InspectorCaracal I can see a reason if they want to make it a coherent "here's a pack of all the stuff and it's all themed to work similar to each other so less tech-savvy users don't get confused"

Like all the "send/toot/post" buttons look the same and are in the same sort of places

A better way to rebadge an open source project for branding reasons is to put "powered by [project]" in the logo

So purism's social client would be "Librem Social, powered by Tusky"

We wouldn't yell at them (as much) for that