Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon has been covered in milkshake for the second time in two days

Please please please let us get the hat trick

my first hard drive was measured in megabytes and I had to think about what I wanted to keep

now I'm sitting here pissing away 8 gigs of storage on pictures of hedgehogs

I like the forward march of storage capacity

I have 8GB of hedgiecam photos

SO MANY CUTE PICTURES OF HEDGEHOGS!

@maple

In D&D you could probably get a load of blocks and tackles, rig them all up together, and lift anything you damn well want

Each block and tackle lets you lift 4 times what you usually could, so two would let you lift 8 times what you normally could, three would let you lift 12 times and so on

@maple well technically you can't drive with an expired license, so I count 6

@maple pipOS

@evie Ah yes, Testikles, was dunked in the Styx in a similar fashion to Achilles and so was invulnerable in all of his body apart from one specific area

@Gargron read the mod queue, that'll get it back up there

hm... my trackball might be giving up the ghost, probably better get a new one at some point

@Fidgetcetera pidgin always used to be the go-to

@maple @DangerDyke mine's debian for much the same reason

fox is surprised

@wigglytuffitout what's most confusing is that the eggs you usually find in stores are unfertilised so you're definitely not eating a cute baby chicken

you are in fact eating chicken periods which would probably be a far more effective thing for them to say

@maple I'll give you the phone number of my legal team

which again are just a dozen hedgehogs piled up in a suit

@maple what if pixel portrait of a low poly car!

@maple ... MAPLE KART!

LIKE MARIO KART BUT EVERYONE'S IN C5S INSTEAD OF GO KARTS

@maple also needs to have the Sinclair C5 as an unlock

@maple Robin Reliant