Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I really want to see Shapiro go up against Paxman, that'd be fucking hilarious

@maple confirmed cute!

Now, I'm not exactly the biggest fan of Andrew Neil as a person (the Thatcherite bastard) but occasionally his interviews are quite fun

Here's Ben Shapiro losing it when being interviewed by him https://youtu.be/e82PJiY8RIY

Or, in terms he seems to prefer, Ben Shapiro gets DESTROYED by Andrew Neil

@maple *really good octo-cuddles*

@maple hope you feel better soon, bun

does your instance have an emojo of the admin eating a hamburger?

computerfairi.es does

rotatay potatay

@Shrigglepuss the bit of law to look at is The Consumer Contracts (Information, Cancellation and Additional Charges) Regulations 2013

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2013/3134/contents/made

If you inform them of your intention to cancel the order in writing by fax or email then they've got 14 days to refund your money before they're in contravention of it, there's a form letter to do that in schedule 3

our hedgehogs obviously have refined tastes

they always wolf down tesco's chicken pate cat food

we tried them on asda's last night and they didn't even touch the stuff

we must be treating them far too well

@maple @Zelli aaaaa so cute!

@ElfLord practice helps, one with a longer spout with a pronounced lip on the end might be a help

or just make it in the mug like we do 99% of the time, seriously, teapots only get used on special occasions or if you're having some kind of bougie tea that comes loose

it's been many years since I last used a sewing machine but it seems I've remembered enough to make a rough but perfectly serviceable peg bag for the washing line

yay!

has anyone seen my sleep pattern? it's wandered off somewhere

@maple

@Jo yeah, I don't see it often either so I can't remember when they started

@Jo I think they've had them doing some for a while

mac and cheese: made with REAL apple macintoshes!

@maple I also now need to get in touch with with a pasta company to make computer-shaped pasta that for legal reasons cannot be referred to as mac-shaped