Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal *me riding my light-up train down the side of a mountain* well, maybe not short, but certainly memorable

@maple When the Dolor takes the throne of Amet, Etaoin Shrdlu must seek the Adipiscing Elit to battle the Lorem Ipsum

or something

@maple Etaoin Shrdlu and the curse of Lorem Ipsum

@evie report them and we'll deal with it, if you want to block them as well go ahead

@noelle [pulse]uhh...[/pulse]

@SandiaMesa @Tusky @askosh@mastodon.technology @xinayder@mastodon.technology "nah, the people marching in the streets with swastikas are fine! the people who don't want them around are the real nazis!"

🦔

can just see two of them here

it's hedgie dating season which means one of them is serenading the other with lots of chuff noises

@maple mice are so good

lil scampery critters

amazon: bet you wish you'd been wearing these lol!

me: fuck off

amazon, one week after me badly cutting my finger in an accident with a chisel, sends me an ad for cut-proof gloves

amazon, I know you're harvesting data, but don't be a dick

if any watch snobs keep going on about "in-house" production and how those brands that do it are sooooo superior to the common riff-raff just remind them that a 70 quid seiko is produced entirely in-house

drives them nuts

@Eweish This is a sentence I never thought I'd write but if you wouldn't mind cw-ing your fetish horse porn that'd be great

@revenant oof, as if every european country doesn't have enough americans going "you know I'm 12% <country>!"

"this is a surprisingly quiet monday"

"sam, it's sunday"

"...I knew that"

@codl sunday, rather

yeah, I know days and stuff

@codl wow... I mean, I know it's a quiet monday but surely they've got something better to do

y'know, with the time between spam toots I'm not sure it's a bot

is this wanker doing it all manually and just copy-pasting replies?

Just once I want there to be a spambot that posts actual Spam meat product

At least then we could have it for lunch