Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Alyx believe that's another name for them, yeah

there's probably as many names for them as there are actual lil crustacean friends

ah, I see spammer prick has finally found his people, nice to see there's really somewhere for everyone on the fediverse

(he's on shitposter.club now)

not only do we have hedgehogs in the garden, we also have what is quite frankly an extravagant number of woodlice

or as I like to call them, lil crustacean friends

🦔

@Jo since he's operating on that logic I can only assume it's 100% fine to shank him because he was okay with getting stabbed in a movie

(I assume, he probably got stabbed in some film he was in, can't say I've watched any of them)

@maple @InspectorCaracal @aldersprig as an engineer the units were never specified so they could be using customary measurements of 1 bluck = 1.5 blocks

@miramarco@octodon.social at least one of these will be named planety mcplanetface

@InspectorCaracal @noelle @maple shit, that's an idea for next april 1st

@InspectorCaracal *me riding my light-up train down the side of a mountain* well, maybe not short, but certainly memorable

@maple When the Dolor takes the throne of Amet, Etaoin Shrdlu must seek the Adipiscing Elit to battle the Lorem Ipsum

or something

@maple Etaoin Shrdlu and the curse of Lorem Ipsum

@evie report them and we'll deal with it, if you want to block them as well go ahead

@noelle [pulse]uhh...[/pulse]

@SandiaMesa @Tusky @askosh@mastodon.technology @xinayder@mastodon.technology "nah, the people marching in the streets with swastikas are fine! the people who don't want them around are the real nazis!"

🦔

can just see two of them here

it's hedgie dating season which means one of them is serenading the other with lots of chuff noises

@maple mice are so good

lil scampery critters

amazon: bet you wish you'd been wearing these lol!

me: fuck off