Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Feel free to contact us if you want shipping to other places, shipping to the ISS for example would be about a grand though so maybe wait until you get back

Y'know what would be a fun thing to do this weekend?

DMing @maple to buy a cool computer pin!

They're $8 each and it's $5 for shipping anywhere in the world!*

*(up to 10 pins)

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"Jimmy Carter rabbit incident" is one of my favourite wikipedia page titles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident

@sydneyfalk I love this idea

He'd probably say "hell no, I've got other stuff to do" but this would be brilliant

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@CoronaCoreanici Twitch Plays Politics

The hot new thing in direct democracy

@Alyx only that it's a fucking stupid idea

The UK is changing the colour of its passports from burgundy to blue in a show of "sovereignty from the EU" or some bullshit

Resulting in the loss of 170 jobs in the UK as the contract for making them went to a Franco-German firm making them in Poland rather than the usual UK supplier

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/passport-manufacturer-cut-170-jobs-16483109?

@Jo @LottieVixen oh god

@tom you either die a willow or live to become the giles

@tulsi fair point...

maybe practice in the same way live vaccines are practice for the immune system, you know you're only up against one of them and you've got backup there should you need it

not ideal though

@m1st *lots of pets*

@tulsi suppose you get to practice on the sort of people you're most likely to need to defend yourself from

@maple I'll have you know that they play all the right notes!

Just not necessarily in the right order

very glad the hedgehogs are helping with order fulfilment on the pins, the fields on the customs forms are small and awkward to write in for this octopus but perfect size for tiny hedgie paws!

@maple @colon_three surprisingly they actually do, mostly available in the UK market

they also do baby blue, light green, bright orange, beige, and mustard yellow