Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@colon_three @maple one thing you can do to start finding out is holding the bottom-right button down for three seconds, should then display "CASIo" on the screen while you're holding it down
some of the fakes also implement that little easter egg but those are usually good enough to perform as well as the real ones
@colon_three @maple sign of a good watch that
a "smart" "watch" would have run out of charge weeks ago!
@maple while I can't condone a smart watch due to snobbery (it's just not a REAL watch *general snob noises*) the wena smart band thingy looks interesting, get all the notifications and stuff but still have a proper watch on it
profanity, language
@halcy not commonly used, I've heard it a few times though and everyone would immediately know what you mean
@maple you are in shape!
the shape of a friend <3
@maple yay! they got to you safe!
firearm adjacent accessories
jactical (jean tactical)
this is a real product https://www.helikon-tex.com/en_eur/kk-tmr-nl-training-mini-rig-tmr-nylon.html
@maple smol critter whomst good and nice
alc
drinking cider from a guinness glass because fuck the police
ukpol
Jeremy Hunt (one of two people who may be next prime minister) has said that the next PM must be "trustworthy" in order to "avoid no brexit"
well, I'm kinda hoping he's right here, can't trust either of them so that'll be no brexit for me please
gab
@gemlog it's their announcement that they're suspending federation with freespeechextremist.com
in video form
with terrible drum and bass
gab
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://develop.gab.com/users/robcolbert/statuses/102330309540643120
@sydneyfalk @mplouffe@scholar.social oh we do very, very little to it, it's just water the pots and the beans if it's getting too dry out there, could probably rig that to some sort of raspi-powered irrigation system or something for even less effort
@sydneyfalk @mplouffe@scholar.social oh it's no trouble at all for me to post pictures up whenever I get some good ones
@sydneyfalk @mplouffe@scholar.social well, I'll just have to post loads of pictures of the ones we have come 'round!
@sydneyfalk England: You made this word?
I made this word
@sydneyfalk @mplouffe@scholar.social it's dogs that are usually more of a danger to them, luckily we don't have any around here that aren't on leads
I know a lot of people aren't in places where these critters can be seen so I like posting them for everyone
These ones are all European hedgehogs, so they're not representative of what you'd see from the African Pygmy variety that are more commonly kept as pets but they're just as adorable
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
