Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@lambdagrrl 'cause catgirls obviously

MAO

The things up for sale in this year's Only Watch have been announced

It's a charity auction for research on Duchenne muscular dystrophy and a load of watch brands make one-off pieces for it

Personal favourites from the bunch are the H. Moser et Cie. Endeavour Perpetual Moon Concept that has a vantablack dial, a neat looking Voutilainen pocket watch, and whatever the fuck this thing is that MB&F came up with

http://www.onlywatch.com/

@Alyx basically, yeah

although maybe keep it to ungodly amounts of conventional explosives to avoid the inconvenience of a large EMP

@Alyx keep the explosions, make them much bigger, but have them in space

@maple this is making me think album (or EP) released as Pico 8 cartridge

as a note, the ISS is not covered by $5 flat-rate shipping

still got my fingers crossed that we'll get a pin order from the ISS so I have an excuse to ring up the ESA

"hey, I need some stuff to rappel bears"

"do you mean repel bears?"

"nope, rappel, they want to get down a cliff"

🦔

out in daylight for an early breakfast

@legendaryjoeb that's an awesome kite right there

Pride month 2: WRATH

@maple

🛏️

@maple I'm doing customs forms and other "Official" things as well, we're getting really pro around here

Any time there's an order for one of these wonderful pins I walk 300m to and from the nearest post box to send them off

DM @maple to order one today and make me get some of the exercise that I could really do with

@maple drew a me!

Very glad I'm not a secret service agent today

"aaaaand the president just walked into north korea. alone."

"...FUCK"