Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Zelli let @maple visit SCP-999!

@maple moloko plus vitriol

along with moloko plus dialectric and moloko plus servisol, the top selling drinks at the korova robot bar

@noelle how's attic greek different from living room or basement greek?

what gets me is that gab has investor money and made this much of a hash of things

everyone 'round here managed to make things work with a budget of pocket lint and a bit of string

So, HiPoint is a company what apparently makes guns, and they announced a new one

They announced they were going to name it by popular internet vote

If you can see what's coming next, you know more about the internet than HiPoint's marketing team

Yeah, they're having to call it the "Yeet Cannon"

For the USA the day you declared your independence from the British Empire was the most important day in your history

For us, it was Thursday

Am I comparing George III to M. Bison there? Yeah, sure, why not

hedgie friends have been relatively quiet recently, must be finding lots of food on their wanders and being too full to stop in the cafe for supper

still coming by for the occasional drink and munch though!

@switchingsocial@mastodon.at that's some other prat using the gab codebase

block it anyway (we did) but it's not gab proper

Oh yeah, is gab using any domains that we haven't all preemptively blocked?

happy "americans got pissy about having to pay tax" day

@maple hey bun, what's up?

my dad, about a drill: it's safe, just the cable insulation is gone
me: so by safe you mean not safe
dad: it's only the outer insulation, it's fine
me: safe-adjacent is not safe!