Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I keep reading "bujo" (short for "bullet journaling") as "cujo"

which of course gives me the mental image of rabid notebooks attacking people

@Jo @sydneyfalk Spiny Norman, from a Monty Python sketch

@maple 🎶 Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of a bichael made for two 🎶

@maple nice! I'll have to break out the champers!

@maple huh, I could have sworn we'd already done that

evidently not though

@maple same! I wanna hug and pet and cuddle lil spiny friend!

@maple *hugs the super cool bot*

smol hedgie!

@Zelli let @maple visit SCP-999!

@maple moloko plus vitriol

along with moloko plus dialectric and moloko plus servisol, the top selling drinks at the korova robot bar

@noelle how's attic greek different from living room or basement greek?

what gets me is that gab has investor money and made this much of a hash of things

everyone 'round here managed to make things work with a budget of pocket lint and a bit of string

So, HiPoint is a company what apparently makes guns, and they announced a new one

They announced they were going to name it by popular internet vote

If you can see what's coming next, you know more about the internet than HiPoint's marketing team

Yeah, they're having to call it the "Yeet Cannon"