Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@colon_three I always say hello to all the cats

pokemon only say their own names in the same way all of us make toots containing only what animal/machine/other we are

@Alyx "article" on something called oneangrygamer

@revenant shit, I knew I shouldn't have left that clue in the name!

the conspiracy is revealed!

only "blockchain" 'round 'ere is all of us passing around your domains to suspend your asses

@Jo an article on "oneangrygamer" or whatever the fuck

oh noes! apparently "mastadon, the social media blockchain" is going to lose customers for blocking gab!

@InvaderXan I vaguely recall that a lot of the gab people were talking about using it, I have a feeling it may be related

hedgie do a scratch

D&D campaign where you're all mimics that hid themselves in the gear of a really terrible adventuring party and you try keeping them alive because they bring you to cool food but you also have to remain hidden from them because they'd freak out and stop taking you to cool food

@noelle "fifth" is probably a bit more pithy

@centralavenue hey, not learning how to play an instrument never stopped sid vicious

Much like The Pentagon is named after the shape of the building, GCHQ Cheltenham is known as "The Doughnut"

@Siphonay@octodon.social ED!

ED! ED! ED!

ED is the standard text editor!

@sydneyfalk an enchi-lada is a corn tortilla wrapped around a kinda shitty soviet car

who decided they should be called "house boats" and not boaterhomes