Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@c0debabe the one on the right is only $35

the left one is $60 and the gold is $75

Awwww yeaaaah

NEW CASIO RETRO WATCHES!

Very obviously based on the F-91W, but somehow look even more retro and awesome

hey, at least with people running gab instances now none of us are gonna get sued by libel bunny for pointing out which fediverse software has the highest concentration of dickheads

Finally a crafting video tailored to my skill level

Matt Gray making glitter shoes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv9pzMdHOXE

@maple damnit maple

I should totally get some art of me octo-wielding banhammers

"'Exotic' bird at Bucks Animal Hospital turns out to be a gull covered in curry"

https://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/17741769.exotic-bird-at-bucks-animal-hospital-turns-out-to-be-a-gull-covered-in-curry-or-turmeric/

@Jo ah yes, one of the many things using the "people only use x% of their brains" trope

that's confusing "amount of brain active at any given moment" and "amount of brain that's used for stuff"

although some people do indeed have 100% of their brain active at the same time on occasions

this is called a seizure, and is generally considered a bad thing

@wigglytuffitout hm... depends on positioning but you could add to them for a tic-tac-toe game

smol hedgie! 🦔

@evie strong mom energy is universally recognisable

rotate potate

@Gargron as I said before, only blockchain 'round 'ere is all of us passing 'round their domains so we can suspend their asses

@vantablack would they have given you two weeks notice?

@vantablack "Hi, I need monday off"

"no"

"wasn't a question."

If you're looking at Daniel Wellington or MVMT watches and thinking "oh, could get one of those", don't.

They're overpriced shite

Instead, here are some other options in a similar style but are much better:

Casio LTP-E140: costs about £50 so much cheaper, good reliable watch

Timex Fairfield: £90, very nice looking, can read it in the dark

Tissot Everytime Swissmatic: £310, so more expensive but you get a swiss mechanical movement instead of a basic quartz