Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Shutsumon @InspectorCaracal ...so what you're saying is that in addition to having an island, we could be pirates

@InspectorCaracal 100,000 or so plastic bottles hard https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/joyxee-island

@skynebula slightly more diverse than I was expecting, they've got a ginger

@bombshellbun I don't think it is but I don't know enough about it to say

ED! ED! ED!

ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR

thank you for coming to my ED talk

@heeks huh, that's a surprisingly convenient ratio for a measurement system that was developed by a drunk mathematician rolling dice

@maple gonna have to wrap you in bubble wrap

and then replace the bubble wrap when you discover you get cool poppy sounds if you roll down a hill

bring back hovercrafts as a standard form of transport

@maple bun

Things the fediverse will apparently boost the shit out of:

- trebuchet telecommunication networks
- bad jokes about the classics

Further experimentation is recommended

"Illium" was another name for the city of Troy

"-ad" is a suffix that can be used to mean "the story of"

Therefore "The Illiad" is properly translated as; drumroll please...

Troy Story

@SuricrasiaOnline any problems with the network due to evaporation?

@colon_three also consider: flops

@sydneyfalk @maple is best infovore

walking around a bodybuilding convention in a lab coat and big gloves with a confused look on your face like "I sink I have misunderstood zis"

if you've never tested a 9v battery by sticking it on your tongue I don't know what you're doing

hedgie had a good investigate of the camera

I may have been too quick to judge, a false caseback, some incredibly annoying spring bars, and a battery change later the alarm works properly and the backlight, while still awful, doesn't make the screen dim

I take it back, this is actually a functional watch

@Frinkeldoodle holy crap, you were right, thanks for pointing that out

took me some doing getting the damn thing open but that fixed the worst of it

it's still crap, but it's perfectly serviceable crap now