Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Came across one of these in a shop on clearance and had to pick it up

It is by far the worst watch in my collection

The backlight is somehow worse than on the F91-W, when it's on the entire display dims so you still can't see the time

The alarm doesn't work, and not only doesn't work when it's meant to go off, it crashes the watch completely and resets the current time to midnight

It's terrible. I love it

@Nine 17776 is so good

@bombshellbun oof, ouch, that sucks

I'll wander up the shops for some loratadine tomorrow so it's only short-term inconvenience

grr, I keep getting bit by bugs of some description and the only antihistamine we've got in the house is chlorphenamine maleate, which I can't take

all itchy and annoyed

@scoots I've heard stories of some places where they don't actually have anything a bunch of entirely untrained westerners can usefully do so when one mission comes they say "oh, we really need a wall built over there" and when the next one turns up they say "we really need that unsafe wall demolished" in a constant cycle

@maple really I think the only new part of that is "crying on twitter"

history's full of countries being run by petulant manchildren

@Jo oh yeah

not recommended medically speaking

@wigglytuffitout says a lot that while planning their special day they made it entirely about someone else

@Jo they've been very careful to phrase everything in ways that are technically correct

so really it's just overpriced crap being sold on kickstarter which is par for the course

@Zelli @maple I think that's one's Typing of the Dead

@djsundog music is wiggly air

@Jo physical destruction is so much more fun though

@maple gender?! I barely know 'er!

The reason NASA keep all the moon rocks they took so secure is because they're incontrovertible evidence that the moon is in fact made of cheese

smol hedgie!

My favourite fact about Canada is that in the 70's a radio show had a competition for a national simile along the lines of "as american as apple pie" and the winning entry was "as canadian as possible under the circumstances"

@saxnot "You can't share ZIP archives" sounds like a challenge to me

@siosilvar bristol city centre and clifton are indeed where the people who have money wander about