Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@revolverocelot "HEY, WELCOME! Are you here for the orgy or the sacrifice?"

@Shutsumon @InspectorCaracal ...so what you're saying is that in addition to having an island, we could be pirates

@InspectorCaracal 100,000 or so plastic bottles hard https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/joyxee-island

@skynebula slightly more diverse than I was expecting, they've got a ginger

@bombshellbun I don't think it is but I don't know enough about it to say

ED! ED! ED!

ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR

thank you for coming to my ED talk

@heeks huh, that's a surprisingly convenient ratio for a measurement system that was developed by a drunk mathematician rolling dice

@maple gonna have to wrap you in bubble wrap

and then replace the bubble wrap when you discover you get cool poppy sounds if you roll down a hill

bring back hovercrafts as a standard form of transport

@maple bun

Things the fediverse will apparently boost the shit out of:

- trebuchet telecommunication networks
- bad jokes about the classics

Further experimentation is recommended

"Illium" was another name for the city of Troy

"-ad" is a suffix that can be used to mean "the story of"

Therefore "The Illiad" is properly translated as; drumroll please...

Troy Story

@SuricrasiaOnline any problems with the network due to evaporation?

@colon_three also consider: flops

@sydneyfalk @maple is best infovore

walking around a bodybuilding convention in a lab coat and big gloves with a confused look on your face like "I sink I have misunderstood zis"

if you've never tested a 9v battery by sticking it on your tongue I don't know what you're doing