Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine I'd help the lovely cute sknq but I think it might be counterproductive

@InspectorCaracal is tempting, at the moment I'm fine with some scissors and some tape though, don't really have the order volume to warrant buying in sheets

nor do I have the order volume to warrant buying a cheap label printer, I just think they're neat

hmm... with all this posting stuff lark I wonder if it's worth getting a proper label printer...

*sees they're 200+ quid for one that'll do the size labels needed*

...nah, standard paper and sticky tape'll do

@scoots @InspectorCaracal @maple so do I!

@maple they're octopus-approved!™

@starbreaker since crypto stuff used to be classed as munitions under US export rules, would it be possible to make a second amendment argument against making strong encryption illegal in the US?

Trump's not going to be too bothered if you don't let ICE into your home so long as you let other people in

He's already demonstrated he's fine with obstruction of just ice

*glances at disk usage*

/hedgiecam - 26GiB

that's a lotta hedgie pictures

AU where all cranes are actual bird cranes and they help lift things

@vantablack ooh, good choice

@Jo must be from new south wales

@maple lol, you need 14 characters?

fs: baby

boom! 8 characters!

@maple Nando's is a chain restaurant over here that serves piri-piri style chicken dishes

"cheeky" is an adjective in this case referring to something you shouldn't really do but you're going to anyway

like you might go for a cheeky pint after work, you shouldn't really be straight off to the pub but you'll do it anyway

combine the two and you get a cheeky nandos, you shouldn't really be eating out for the nth time this week but you'll do it 'cause it's cheap and you're lazy

"What? We're great with spice, we have curries, everybody goes for a cheeky nandos, we're good, it's just the yanks"

"This tomato sauce is a bit spicy"

"FUCK"

I'd love to think the "white people think <insert bland thing here> is spicy" joke only applies to the north american brand of white people

But then I remember that my dad thinks black pepper is too spicy

@revolverocelot He got a silver snoopy?! AWESOME!