Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Gargron high scores for number of people suspended by individual mods

1. They make bulletproof vests for dogs (why the fuck they'd need to make bulletproof vests for dogs is a different topic but should probably also be addressed)

2. Hogs are, broadly speaking, a similar kind of shape to dogs

3. Who's starting the gofundme to get bulletproof vests for 30-50 hogs and give that wanker nightmares?

in terms of modability (which is totally a word) any dials and handsets you'd use on an SKX will still be compatible, remains to be seen if the crowns, bezels, and bezel inserts are

The rumours were true, Seiko are indeed bringing out new watches to replace the venerable SKX, now coming under the Seiko 5 sports lineup

27 new watches in fact

Upgrades are a bump to the 4R36 movement and a display caseback, downgrade is only 100m of water resistance

Expected price is around €280, so about where the SKX was

can always tell when it's been wet out the night before

open up the hedgie cafe and see what must be at least a couple hundred woodlice

still, they're lil crustacean friends so I give them time to run off before I do the cleaning out

@maple the fabled fountain of girl (just down the road from the fountain of youth) is just a swimming pool filled with the stuff

@vantablack already there

except the hooligans are prison guards and the weed delivery drones are delivering specifically to prisons

some agencies are training falcons for the purpose

airborne delivery service for vertical-rotisserie-cooked meat in a pita called auto gyros

autogyros are great

they're like "I want a helicopter but I don't have that much money" so you just slap some blades on the top of something and bolt an engine to the back and you've got a flying machine

@maple is demoscene the robot equivalent of those contortionist acts where they squeeze into small boxes?

@maple I can be on the sidelines with pom-poms

🎶 yeah, maple, byte's our bot
all them demons gonna get shot! 🎶

someone should tell the 30-50 feral hogs guy how well trying to shoot large groups of wildlife went for the aussies

@Jo what a berk

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