Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple I really hope other instances that don't support bbcode filtered out the tags otherwise that's going to look obnoxious as hell

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@maple [color=orange]or orange![/color]

@maple tabby is such a good laptop

@maple bloop

@maple no, wait, something based on a gin fizz is totally more like it

switch the simple for maple syrup, add some midori, melon for garnish

something like that

@maple the new screen name is making me think of a japanese-inspired maple cocktail

probably because I've just seen a video on midori

I'm thinking midori, maple syrup, some citrus juice of some kind, and... probably whisky

@maple robot is on the interwebs!

apparently York council are trialling the purge

@evie if you want to really push the boat out I can see that looking very good on an oyster-style bracelet, something like this maybe https://www.strapcode.com/collections/metal/products/metal-ss-bcl03-b023

or for variety maybe get a load of G10's, all kinds of colours and patterns and they're cheap

@evie I'm a bit of a snob when it comes to watches but even I'll concede that that one's pretty neat

caesar walks into a bar

"martinus, please"

"martini?"

"no, I only want one of them"

birbs

@maple aww, you're the bestest pseudorandom string generator!

generating one time pads by giving @maple compliments

@FreyaManibrandr@awoo.space @heytanuki@snouts.online probably the words "Teenage Engineering" being on the box

turns out the SimpliSafe alarms can be really easily bypassed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlNkQJzw4oA

brb gonna rob a bunch of youtubers

super close up hedgie!

cw: eye contact