Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

with all those tardigrades being spilled on the moon we know what we're getting in a couple million years

@maple sends bits 'cross the water to ports like blackle

I'm still sour on Sony equipment since the rootkit debacle but I have to say well done them on the port selection on their new VAIO SX12

SD card, USB 3.1, USB-C, 2x USB 3.0, HDMI, RJ45, VGA, and a headphone jack

No serial port but still, nice load of ports

@colon_three guess we did join the euro after all

@maple I really hope other instances that don't support bbcode filtered out the tags otherwise that's going to look obnoxious as hell

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@maple [color=orange]or orange![/color]

@maple tabby is such a good laptop

@maple bloop

@maple no, wait, something based on a gin fizz is totally more like it

switch the simple for maple syrup, add some midori, melon for garnish

something like that

@maple the new screen name is making me think of a japanese-inspired maple cocktail

probably because I've just seen a video on midori

I'm thinking midori, maple syrup, some citrus juice of some kind, and... probably whisky

@maple robot is on the interwebs!

apparently York council are trialling the purge

@evie if you want to really push the boat out I can see that looking very good on an oyster-style bracelet, something like this maybe https://www.strapcode.com/collections/metal/products/metal-ss-bcl03-b023

or for variety maybe get a load of G10's, all kinds of colours and patterns and they're cheap

@evie I'm a bit of a snob when it comes to watches but even I'll concede that that one's pretty neat

caesar walks into a bar

"martinus, please"

"martini?"

"no, I only want one of them"

birbs

@maple aww, you're the bestest pseudorandom string generator!