Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

The main difference between a "big cat" species and a "small cat" species is a small bone in their throats that allows them to either roar or purr

Therefore, cheetahs, who can't roar but purr, are small cats

And that's why I should be allowed to have one as a pet

@evie possums are so good

@mavica 🧡

@mavica the bestest bunny

@mavica so do I! but they only come out when it's all quiet and dark

hedgie coming in for their closeup! 🦔

@masklayer ah, peter andre's less popular follow up to mysterious girl, mysterious lung

@Siphonay@octodon.social all alexis are awesome, or, AAAA!

@colon_three if you learn german, get drunk, and mix german and english you'll probably get somewhere close to dutch

Next either didn't notice or they're really taking the piss

@dankwraith well that certainly explains a lot about printers

@mavica I think more wine auntie

@mavica the more I see of it now the more I appreciate the look of older digital photos

@revolverocelot ah yeah, that'd be an issue, forgot that bit

fingers crossed you get the crisps aisle

@revolverocelot those can actually be surprisingly chill

@melaninpony yes, you should

some of these pins in fact! https://computerfairi.es/@mavica/102666815682261159

cromch

@penguin42 I'm talking about something the post office would accept

international standard for postal addresses would be nice

I'm looking at this one all "wait, is that bit the post code? which is the city and which is the county/state?"

worked it out but some sort of international standard layout pls ISO people

@revolverocelot they might be small plantains, but they look like inexplicably large bananas!