Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica conditions are race worst the

@colon_three yay! wanna brushy the cat!

@colon_three therefore small cat and perfectly suitable as a roommate/pet

The main difference between a "big cat" species and a "small cat" species is a small bone in their throats that allows them to either roar or purr

Therefore, cheetahs, who can't roar but purr, are small cats

And that's why I should be allowed to have one as a pet

@evie possums are so good

@mavica 🧡

@mavica the bestest bunny

@mavica so do I! but they only come out when it's all quiet and dark

hedgie coming in for their closeup! 🦔

@masklayer ah, peter andre's less popular follow up to mysterious girl, mysterious lung

@Siphonay@octodon.social all alexis are awesome, or, AAAA!

@colon_three if you learn german, get drunk, and mix german and english you'll probably get somewhere close to dutch

Next either didn't notice or they're really taking the piss

@dankwraith well that certainly explains a lot about printers

@mavica I think more wine auntie

@mavica the more I see of it now the more I appreciate the look of older digital photos

@revolverocelot ah yeah, that'd be an issue, forgot that bit

fingers crossed you get the crisps aisle

@revolverocelot those can actually be surprisingly chill

@melaninpony yes, you should

some of these pins in fact! https://computerfairi.es/@mavica/102666815682261159

cromch