Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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@ben @mavica octopus magic

@mavica aaaaa I love it so much!

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as resigned, is in fact, fired/resigned, or as I've recently taken to calling it fired but saying I resigned

Resigned is not an action in itself, but rather another free component of a fully functional firing system put into operation due to me being a twat, lots of people calling me out for being a twat, and my refusal to stop being a twat comprising a full reason for firing me as defined by everyone.

@mavica would have been more fun to see an email from MIT saying he's fired but I'll take him getting resigned

@mavica mustelids are pretty damn cool

@mavica ah, I thought that's what you were saying, blubblubblubblub to you too!

@mavica *puts mavica down in a little boat and gives byte a towel*

@mavica *lifts mavi out of tank* you know your voice circuits don't work that well under water

@mavica goddess has very obviously forsaken us

@syrup all these cables are so last century

>loc = octo.gps
>boundary = 20m from loc
>movement outside boundary = disallow

wireless!

I can't think of quite how to do it but, version of Van Halen's Panama about the squobit

MAVICA!

@mavica 🧡

so, we've got to give reggie some eardrops, one dose every 12 hours or so

first dose we gave him was about 1100 yesterday

he has only just wandered back in again at 1700 today

yeah, lil fuzzy bugger is not cooperating

mavica's so subby byte's been to the challenger deep

@mavica ...yeah, yeah that would be it

@mavica I have no idea what that would be slang for

@mavica hey baby, wanna do a diffie-hellman key exhange?

@Nine cosy trackball nest

@mavica oh, it wasn't the lack of response, I was just sat here for two minutes thinking "wow, that's a thing that came out of my brain, that was terrible"