Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@trashyfins@chomp.life if they're detachable you could throw them at people and plap them in the face at a distance

@lunalapin ...the US Constitution

the document that needed 12 amendments before they got around to adding "oh yeah, don't do slavery"

bloody hell

Bond didn't even wear an Omega in that film, why the fuck are they doing a special edition for the 50th anniversary of that one?

Omega have announced a special edition Seamaster for the... 50th anniversary of the release of the 7th (and worst) Bond film

Hey Omega, you know you don't have to release a special edition for every fucking thing you think of don't you?

possible usage: "I had a roomba through the documentation, think I know how it works now"

"x just roomba'd through the parts drawers, they found a bunch of useful stuff"

@Anke I was thinking "crawl under something to look what's there to pick up" but that's also a good meaning for it

"roomba" is now a verb

@seb_ly is there another button where multi-millionaires and up lose all of their money and power and the good stuff happens?

'cause if there is I'd hit that one, otherwise the button given

I am a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 octopus

looking for a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 cup of tea

@tcql@octodon.social @mavica put it on a NAS and connect a bunch of ethernet cables to it! it's like spaghetti for a squobit!

@mavica *brings you large amounts of sd cards filled with ebooks to cronch on* more input for you!

@mavica *offers many and varied octo-hugs*

@yisraeldov@linuxrocks.online @djsundog 'course anyone with Patek money isn't middle class, but brands like Longines, Baume et Mercier, Nomos, etc. might be good choices

@Nine both!

cottie? hutie? don't know what the word for both would be

@yisraeldov@linuxrocks.online @djsundog seconded, a reasonable mechanical watch will easily last generations

Patek Phillipe used to use the marketing slogan "You never actually own a Patek Philippe. You merely look after it for the next generation."

Which is of course bollocks but there's an element of truth to it

@benhamill@cybre.space @HTHR@cybre.space el paquete semanal IN SPACE

"we're onionising the office!"
"...don't you mean unionising?"
*the room slowly fills with onions*
"...shit"

Cross-platform software, only works on annoyed arm chips