Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/john-lewis-launches-pick-n-mix-quality-street-tins-for-christmas_uk_5ba260fee4b0823ea19a5735

PICK AND MIX QUALITY STREET TINS

@mavica @swordgays I'm okay with bugs, fucking arachnids though

FUCK. THAT.

I see a spider and I am fucking out of there

you could probably make a decent explanation of what a social construct is entirely through an analogy involving orks from WH40K

"da girl onez like pink"

@mavica I agree with your t-shirt, you cute!

@Siphonay@octodon.social anglais: MASHED SPUDS

@mavica

@banjofox@elekk.xyz good a reason to buy big arrays of hard drives as any other

@GeoffWozniak I'd be half tempted taking out a contract against everyone who works there with the message "you're all fucking terrible people" but fuck giving them money

@mavica well that's a... uh... thing

@sydneyfalk irons man is composed entirely of steam irons

@mavica hoppy friend researching hoppy friends!

@mavica wibbit

@Nine counterpoint: octopus can pet a whole eight other beings!

@rey I'm not entirely sure I want to be blamed for this, but it is very good and entirely accurate

what happens is that everyone goes "weeeyyyy! bank holiday!" and then goes quiet when the fact that we've got King Charles now sinks in

@banjofox@elekk.xyz ah, the classic encounter with a signature plastics grab bag

youtube is currently suggesting me a load of videos about "what happens when the queen dies"

I wonder what they know that I don't

@noelle ah, yes, variables you can't turn the volume down on