Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

spooky watch

(the HYT Skull Green Eye from a few years ago)

@revolverocelot @mavica can't go wrong with a speedy

it is now spooky month

*throws sheet over self to look like a ghost*

am now spooktopus

@mavica such a good bot

also dj chicken trouble is super cool as well!

@TheGibson eh, just lean into it

wear a pinstripe suit to the meeting and put on a really bad new york accent

@sydneyfalk when they offer you a "solution" they're actually planning to dissolve all your stuff in water

@revolverocelot ooh, shiny

if you want to be a pedant to the guides there tell them about Dave Scott's Bulova chronograph that he wore on the moon during Apollo 15, the speedmaster wasn't the only watch that made it up there

we out here performing complex rituals in esoteric languages to make the elemental forces of the universe get these weird rocks to do our bidding

sounds pretty damn magic to me

@mavica magic animal friends are called familiars

mavica is computer

computers are magic

mavi can be a familiar!

@mavica you're robot!

@Nine was actually me who got to the upload button first on them but these are indeed mavi all over

@Nine @mavica same, I saw them and went all "we need these for the mavi"

@mavica comf bun!

We have the bunhd emojos now

cheers @Feuerfuchs

*bezos showing off his diamond encrusted hand basin*

"motherfucker, this is not what we meant when we said you should use some of your gigantic fortune on carbon sinks"