Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@autistikai ah, that does make it harder

start talking about chips and gravy

that'll do it

@mavica *soff octo cuddles*

@autistikai quick, put on a nothern accent and it'll sound normal

🦔

@Jo I see your "CSS was a mistake" and raise you "HTML was a mistake"

tired: untitled goose game
wired: untitled moose game, where you wander around a forest being a moose

@mavica garmy?

@mavica soff fuzzy pawbs!

I wanna see the SCP foundation's dossier on the fediverse

Loads of us cryptids, AIs, and other anomalous people around here, we've got to count as a GoI at least

@mavica is good robot

yes it is

yes it is!

@mavica *gives mavi fuit gummy*

@TheGibson when a grid's misaligned with another behind that's a moiré

@mavica aaa! yay!

@bonzoesc the mistake was giving it back to the cops

it's not criminal damage if you neatly disassemble it and leave all the parts there

maybe

I dunno, I'm not a law person

@InspectorCaracal my personal variation of that is the time I once entirely forgot how to make cheese on toast

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