Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica I never had the flavoured antibiotics, were they syrupy like things?

'cause you can get raspberry syrup that's made for adding to coffee and cocktails, that might be somewhere to start from

@mavica bblblblblbbbbbllllbbbbblblblblbllllbbb

my gender is that one that rampages through a town nicking stuff

wait, no, gander, that's a gander

@syrup *is basically beanbag that can also pet*

@syrup due to lack of a lap how about using my squishy body as pillow while I pet?

@mavica you computer!

ah, another homestuck for me to be blissfully ignorant of

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@mavica hi queer im octopus!

@TheGibson your guess is as good as ours

reggie is good cat

also v. warm

@TheGibson probably says a lot that I'm not entirely sure which tired, philanderous, coward you're referring to right now