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@avi I like imagining the meetings

OBL: Hassan, have the american imperialist dogs gotten our message?

Hassan, a personal assistant: well, it seems they understood it as "they hate us for our freedoms" and are going to fuck with the entire region more

OBL: bugger.

@avi I seem to recall that one of OBL's stated aims of that was to "make the american people ask why this happened and learn of all of what america has done in the middle east and stop doing it" or words vaguely to that effect

which I take with about a half tonne of salt but if that was the case it didn't exactly work out how he wanted

@mavica I seem to recall it was fairly well liked but I never played it myself

@mavica well, they say that meditating you should attempt to clear your mind of everything, this does sound like a good robot equivalent

@mavica @evie looks like a good lil imp to me!

er, bad lil imp, yeah, they're meant to be bad aren't they

there's a documentary on tv right now about the duchy of cornwall

they had a birthday party for price charles and all the tenants were there

imagine having to turn up to your landlord's birthday party, must suck

@avi I never know either these days, turns out we did pretty good with it

@trashyfins@chomp.life I'll certainly have to figure something out for next year, maybe some little carved carrots or something?

I'll work something out for them

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