Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica *octo-hugs sqwerl*

turns out my kojima name is Cook Shitposting

https://www.polygon.com/videos/2019/11/11/20959269/unraveled-kojima-name-generator-death-stranding

Somebody please tell me they're going to mod Death Stranding to include the Archwood Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY

FREE YOURSELVES FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE TURKEY LOBBY! EAT WHATEVER YOU DAMN WELL LIKE AT THANKSGIVING/CHRISTMAS

Here's a thing I'm probably talking out of my arse about:

Do people actually like turkey?

'cause it seems that a massive amount of it is consumed at events like thanksgiving in the US and christmas in the UK and there's bugger all people eating it the rest of the year

It is available all year, so if people actually liked it I'd expect the demand curve to be a bit shallower

My theory is that, in general, people don't actually particularly like it and only eat it out of marketing

Mastodon Status: Still safe from William Shatner

@TheGibson NSA: what on earth is a battery staple? And they seem very concerned about getting the correct horse

@LaserScheme ooh, that's hella neat

@mavica

@legendaryjoeb I'm very surprised the idea took off in the first place

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HEDGIE BLEP!

@sydneyfalk Fish Tape; works even better than Duck Tape underwater

@lawremipsum@mspsocial.net there is an admin around here that is LITERALLY MADE OF GOO

we don't need mastodon made any more sticky thankyouverymuch

getting arrested and needing to pay a fine of no more than £1,000 for BEE CRIMES

driving around in my hovercraft, wanted by the BEE POLICE

Under the Bees Act of 1980, the Environment Secretary may appoint someone to have the power to, at any time, enter your premises, vessel, boat, hovercraft, aircraft, or vehicle of any other description in order to inspect your bees

I am not making that up

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1980/12/contents