Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@wigglytuffitout proper name for it's polari, been meaning to learn a bit of that meself

apparently the rightest spelling is zhoozh, from the romani zhouzho

@mplouffe@scholar.social I can certainly see that, they're definitely the sort of thing that'll get picked up quick, especially with the limited edition of 1,000 each

@wyrdash@weirder.earth none of these are particularly my thing, I tend to go a little more restrained but they are all very well executed

here's the other 4

they're... certainly a look

I missed this from before christmas but Seiko did a collab with this JoJo's Bizarre Adventure thing that large parts of the internet won't fucking shut up about

All Japanese Domestic Market only, each limited to 1,000 units

@InspectorCaracal "get drunk, say "thou" a lot, hit people with sticks"

@SuricrasiaOnline while other tech campuses have scooters or bikes lying about for people to get around the place suricrasia online has diver propulsion vehicles

now is the winter of our discount tent

well this is a... thing

"Man walks around Cribbs Causeway car park for fun and absolutely loves it"
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/man-walks-around-cribbs-causeway-3654947

it includes the actual quote "The Cribbs Causeway Retail Park is an unknowable quantum object that transcends time, from the Neolithic standing stone to the 1980s shops to the cathedral mall to this futuristic beacon at the centre of it all."

@shonalika that'd be super neat

especially at buffets

no person trying to get the last vol-au-vent, *bloop* mine now

ah yes, 2020, the year of linux on the desktop

house hunting tv show but it's a load of mobile homes being towed across a massive field and contestants given a quad bike and a harpoon

if you successfully hunt a home you get to keep it

@mavica Special containment procedures (addendum): make sure any international burger making competitions are held next to a furry convention, hopefully then it won't be remarked upon when a squobit turns up asking for samples because it will turn up