Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

someone who's been paying more attention than me do "we didn't start the fire" but with masto stuff

🎶 pineapples and wound cubes
people posting cursed food
moderators banning cops
massive lack of tops 🎶

@mavica good huggable computer with pawbs!

@wigglytuffitout that'd be because it's like painting a picture with a canvas that very inconsiderately keeps moving

@Nine @mavica you'd love messing around with minimodem

it's a simple tool to convert arbitrary data into and out of an audio stream

can be used to transfer files between computers with just an audio cable

@djsundog even better served on a credit-card sized piece of plastic that can go in your pocket, printed alongside various other useful things

reggie is big handsome floof

(cw: cat eye contact)

our reggie is starting to fight back when we give him the ear drops so he must be feeling better

which is really good but it's quite hard to give a six and a half kilo cat ear drops when he doesn't want them

@mavica LONE STAR!

@Nine oh of course! speccy noises! I should have caught that one

@Nine I'm not entirely sure but it sounds almost like a printer

beeeeeeep beewoo beewoo beep

KSSSHHHHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSH

@rhys@myasstodon.xyz this is slightly mil-LARPing adjacent but there's a company called helikon which make a poncho that's kinda like a soft-shell jacket but insulated and it looks comfy as fuck

https://www.helikon-tex.com/en_usd/po-smr-nl-swagman-roll-poncho.html

@mavica hai bestest robot

@mavica *thinks of mavi*

good thought

hermit crabs are good

all queuing up on house move day to switch houses

@colon_three I suppose technically... given the universe will eventually tend to entropy... maybe

not even remotely what those words mean in common parlance though

@noelle they can take off some zigs

@mavica <insert Tom Scott timezones rant here>

@wigglytuffitout I really wanna see fedi discourse done as an opera now

*comes out the cave to look at what's going on in the greater fediverse*

nope.

*goes back inside*