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definitely blasphemous christianity question 

just how many times do you have to go to communion to have consumed an entire jesus?

@gdkar can it not have phantom power from the factory but include a voucher for a priest to inorcise it to get the ghost in there?

one frame to rule them all, one frame to find them, one frame to bring them all and in the darkness bind them 

it's a tolkien ring network

re: that paper where they scraped Mastodon and found cauliflowers 

@mavica @bstacey also if you fancy getting silly with credentials I've got a 50m swimming badge you can mention as well

@mavica yeah, LED displays have so much more charm to them than the LCDs

Also, equally useful in the dark, as you'd have to press a button for a backlight on an LCD to read it

Here's an interesting look at how things can change in the watch world

This is an advert from a jewellers from 1977 offering an Omega Speedmaster for £158 next to a Seiko Digital Chronograph for £165

These days it costs £4,700 for a Speedmaster and under £20 for an equivalent digital watch

I hear it's appreciate a dragon day

appreciate all dragons

JIT 

@garbados immediate delivery of jorts, exactly when you need them

It does my heart good to know that this is published in a peer reviewed medical journal

As I've started seeing hedgehogs again I thought I'd do a toot about how to care for the little critters if they happen to live where you are

If you've got a garden fence, try putting a little gap at the bottom so they can move from garden to garden easier, or a 14cm x 14cm hole in a corner

They like eating cat biscuits, maybe leave a little bowl of those out for them

And they always like having some water handy, a small dish of that is super helpful to them

As I've started seeing hedgehogs again I thought I'd do a toot about how to care for the little critters if they happen to live where you are

If you've got a garden fence, try putting a little gap at the bottom so they can move from garden to garden easier, or a 14cm x 14cm hole in a corner

They like eating cat biscuits, maybe leave a little bowl of those out for them

And they always like having some water handy, a small dish of that is super helpful to them

I want an Alien cuckoo clock

big xenomorph head on the wall with the inner jaw thing doing the cuckoo bit

@mavica when the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside

that's a moray

@troubleMoney 🎶we had to start the masto
the thought’s been churning
since birdsite’s been burning🎶

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