Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica this has been peeped

As I've started seeing hedgehogs again I thought I'd do a toot about how to care for the little critters if they happen to live where you are

If you've got a garden fence, try putting a little gap at the bottom so they can move from garden to garden easier, or a 14cm x 14cm hole in a corner

They like eating cat biscuits, maybe leave a little bowl of those out for them

And they always like having some water handy, a small dish of that is super helpful to them

🦔 !

First one out of hibernation I think!

I want an Alien cuckoo clock

big xenomorph head on the wall with the inner jaw thing doing the cuckoo bit

@mavica when the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside

that's a moray

someone who's been paying more attention than me do "we didn't start the fire" but with masto stuff

🎶 pineapples and wound cubes
people posting cursed food
moderators banning cops
massive lack of tops 🎶

@mavica good huggable computer with pawbs!

@wigglytuffitout that'd be because it's like painting a picture with a canvas that very inconsiderately keeps moving

@Nine @mavica you'd love messing around with minimodem

it's a simple tool to convert arbitrary data into and out of an audio stream

can be used to transfer files between computers with just an audio cable

@djsundog even better served on a credit-card sized piece of plastic that can go in your pocket, printed alongside various other useful things

reggie is big handsome floof

(cw: cat eye contact)

our reggie is starting to fight back when we give him the ear drops so he must be feeling better

which is really good but it's quite hard to give a six and a half kilo cat ear drops when he doesn't want them

@mavica LONE STAR!

@Nine oh of course! speccy noises! I should have caught that one

@Nine I'm not entirely sure but it sounds almost like a printer

beeeeeeep beewoo beewoo beep

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