Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@wigglytuffitout hey, wasn't just eating them
they were also ground up and used as pigment for paints
and there were "mummy unwrapping parties" the victorians held which just sound to me like the world's shittest game of pass the parcel
What we really need with all this royal family crap is for Harry Windsor to take up painting or sculpture
So he can be the artist formerly known as prince
@mavica @revolverocelot is this page two of mavica frolicking in the octo-pond?
@mavica blubble
*pets the mavi*
@evie HAPPY BIRFDAY! 🎉
@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal there were (mercifully briefly) three different amusement parks that heavily featured mr blobby
parents would bring their children from all around to meet mr blobby
the 90's in england were a strange time
@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online gexpo
@evie it's the cat's stuff now
if you're lucky you might be able to borrow some of it
@evie we are the borgor, you will be assimilated, we will add your flavour and texture to the sandwich
gender is a spectrum
by which I mean it uses a Zilog Z80 CPU and mostly reads data from tape
Sam the Octopus
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The idea that Y2K wasn't actually a big deal because nothing big ended up going down because of it is an *incredibly* dangerous error in thought.
Y2K didn't end up being a big deal because *tens of thousands of programmers* spent *millions of hours* making sure that it wasn't.
@noelle not a bass but I refer you to section 32 of the Salmon Act 1986 which makes it illegal to handle salmon in suspicious circumstances
Sam the Octopus
boosted
...I think I preferred Mario Iliad.
I finally used the letters after my name on a thing and I've just realised that I should totally have done the form for the universal life church thingy so I could put "The Reverend" at the front as well
Ah well, remember it for next time
@colon_three you can't just say something like that and not leave a link
@gdkar only 1000? that'll run out far too quickly, I'm waiting for IPv64 when every atom in the observable universe has its own address
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net intimidating hardware works far more often than you'd usually expect
@garbados a lot of people who say they're discordians really seem to follow the principia discordia despite the bit in there that prohibits believing anything you read
667 is the fax number of the beast
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
