Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine all the music will be midi

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are bread

A Tom Stoppard play enacted in a bakery

have my [i]what[/i] cleaned and valeted?

@halcy ah, here's what you need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JUiVhM0V7Y

that's the smallest firearm anyone can concealed carry now

@halcy maybe uses her hair?

that sounds like it makes as much sense as anything else

@halcy I... yeah, I guess those could be described as automatic revolvers with how they work in the game, yeah

@halcy you're allowed a machine gun but it has to be muzzle loaded

that'll keep 'em busy for a while working that one out

@halcy nothing in any calibre smaller than 14.5x114mm allowed

@mavica ooh, I hadn't even thought of that as a use for newer vr stuffs

@mavica bloop!

addition to the "computers are just magic rocks we tricked into thinking" thing; circuit board layouts are really just weird sigils aren't they?

@mavica it's almost like we're surprisingly competent at this whole "suspending instances that are just going to cause issues" thing

@wigglytuffitout hey, wasn't just eating them

they were also ground up and used as pigment for paints

and there were "mummy unwrapping parties" the victorians held which just sound to me like the world's shittest game of pass the parcel

What we really need with all this royal family crap is for Harry Windsor to take up painting or sculpture

So he can be the artist formerly known as prince

@mavica @revolverocelot is this page two of mavica frolicking in the octo-pond?

@mavica blubble

*pets the mavi*

@evie HAPPY BIRFDAY! 🎉

@evie @mavica mavica mech